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yarol_2075First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
I decided to pick & mix first, the first couple of fandoms that popped in my half-asleep head.
1. Battalion (Wildstorm Universe)
2. Winter (Wildstorm Universe)
3. Zealot (Wildstorm Universe)
4. The Baroness (G.I. Joe)
5. Zartan (G.I. Joe)
6. Zandar (G.I. Joe)
7. Megatron (Transformers G1)
8. Starscream (Transformers G1)
9. Soundwave (Transformers G1)
10. The Doctor (Doctor Who-verse)
11. Ianto Jones (Doctor Who-verse)
12. Vyvyan Basterd (The Young Ones)
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Zandar/Ianto Jones.
Nope. But if someone could come up with a crossover and reasonably explain why Ianto would be running around with a Dreadnok, then sure. At the very least they'd have some common ground in knowing what it feels like to be overlooked.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? The Baroness.
Yes. Good grief, she's the only character in G.I. Joe history who had a cover of her rejected because it was too sexy, and the replacement cover was still sexy.
Can you recall any fic(s) about 9? Soundwave.
A few, but I don't recall the titles.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Winter and Zandar.
No, just no.
5/9 or 5/10? Why? Zartan/Soundwave, Zartan/The Doctor
Neither. The first is huge robot and an itty-bitty human, and the second would end in tears as both of them have too many troubles already.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Megatron & Winter/Vyvyan.
Megatron would step on them, what's scary is they might both actually survive (Vyv did survive decapitation, and if any of them survived the ending of Summer Holiday it must likely would have been Vyv), although Winter must be absolutely blind drunk.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Zealot/The Doctor
The Doctor discovers a companion who is as long lived as himself. Can they find a compromise in their different view points, or are they doomed to unhappiness? Find out in this crossover! (rvwplsthnx!) *snort*
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? Battalion/Starscream
*brain breaks*
Uhm, well, actually if there was ever a human who might possibly have a relation with Starscream, Battalion, with his mental powers, would probably be the one. But no, I don't think such thing exists.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Megatron/Vyvyan.
*gawps* Okay. I can see Megatron keeping the destructive Vyvyan as a pet, it might work. "Have Gun, Will Fire."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? Baroness & Battalion.
The Bleed would come into play. It would be a Baroness before she met Destro, and most likely The Authority, trying to keep the rest of the WildStorm Heros from interfering in on of their attempts to save mankind from itself, have given the Wildstorm universe heros all amnesia and dumped them in various alternate universe.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? Megatron.
Yes
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? Zealot.
Yes
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Ianto Jones.
Probably
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? Winter/Baroness/Zartan.
Possibly, but highly unlikely.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? The Doctor.
Depends on which incarnation of the Doctor. The more recent ones would likely shout out "Fantastic!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? Starscream
I'd be boringly predictable and chose either "Instruments of Destruction" from the Original Movie's soundtrack, or "Passion's Killing Floor" from the live action Movie's soundtrack.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? Battalion/Zandar/Vyvyan.
Crossover/Insanity/Violence/Discussion of Hair Dyes & Styles/Slash
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? Winter & the Doctor
"I'm virtually unkillable, and I'm trying to escape being written by Cristos Gage. Please! Please take me with you!"
(sorry, sorry, couldn't resist)
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Zartan.
Hmm, about a week ago.
What is 6's super-secret kink? Zandar
He actually likes when people shout out someone else's name when he's having sex with them.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? Ianto & Soundwave
Yes, Both Drunk/Over-Energized. It would have be a telepathic shagging, the whole tiny human/giant robot size thing again.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? Zealot & Megatron.
...
Again the tiny "human"/giant robot thing comes into play, but if it were possible, Zealot would be on top, Megs would enjoy her forceful personality.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it." Okay, Battalion & Soundwave (both are telepaths, might work,) then Soundwave & the Baroness, then Battalion knocks boots with Ianto for a night, then dates Vyvyan, gets wise advice from Zartan, and ends up happily with Zealot.
Well, it would have to be a crack!fic, so I think at least some on my flist would read it for the comedy value, can't name three though. As to who would write it? *Stares like deer in the headlights*
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? Megatron/Starscream
You mean it isn't? *snort* Actually if it were canon, I'd be ambivalent, just like I am with it being non-canon.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? Zandar, Ianto
Ianto.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? Winter
YES! Oh! Enough to melt planets in seconds hot!
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Vyvyan & Starscream
It would have to be a continuation of the one above where Megs is keeping Vyv as a pet. Vyv would send Screamer on a beer and kebab run, and it would succeed, after a fashion.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Zartan.
Murder. Theft. Is there anything Zartan might not get arrested for?
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Megatron, Starscream.
Well, if they were inclined to be kind for me for whatever reason, as much as I adore Starscream, I would have to pick Megatron.
Then looking at some of the answers, I decided to go back and do it with just one fandom, so I closed my eyes and pointed, and ended up with G.I. Joe (or rather Cobra High Command and various hangers on.) I was actually hoping for the Wildstorm universe, but I’m stupidly honest. Most answers are comic-based, but a few might be influenced by the cartoon. Quite a few of the answers squicked me.
1. Zandar
2. The Baroness
3. Firefly
4. Zartan
5. Cobra Commander
6. Destro
7. Xamot
8. Tomax
9. Zarana
10. Serpentor
11. Torch
12. Buzzer
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Destro/Torch
No, and no.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Zartan
Yes. How hot? Hmm, decently hot, he'd probably get invited in for tea.
Can you recall any fic(s) about 9? Zarana
Yes.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? The Baroness & Destro
Yes. (This was no brainer)
5/9 or 5/10? Why? Cobra Commander/Zarana, Cobra Commander/Serpentor
O_O
The Commander and Zarana, please! The other pairing doesn't just breaks my brain, it stomps it into smush.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Xamot, Baroness & Buzzer.
Oh, there would be blackmail galore, if the Baroness didn't kill the both of them first.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Firefly/Serpentor
I...can't. There would probably be an exchange of an obscene amount of money though.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? Zandar/Tomax
No, but there is slightly risqué, completely non-sexual fluff with Zandar & Xamot.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Xamot/Buzzer
"Stranger Things Have Happened."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? Zandar & Zartan.
Ick, no, no, never.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? Xamot
Don't know.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? Firefly
Don't know.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Torch
Possibly.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? The Baroness/Zartan/Cobra Commander
If they do, I want to know what they were smoking.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? Serpentor.
*raises eyebrow* That's stupid easy: "This I Command!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? Tomax
"Me and My Shadow" (T'would be silly, or possibly not)
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? Zandar/Destro/Buzzer
Slash/Copious Drinking/Violence (for when the Baroness finds out)
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? Baroness & Serpentor
Does she even really need one? Oh well, uhm, The Baroness in a tiny black leather bikini, smiling suggestively, and saying "Why don't you come over here and command this?"
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Cobra Commander
About a week ago.
What is 6's super-secret kink? Destro
He has the Baroness dress up in frumpy pink house-dresses.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? Torch & Zarana
No.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? Firefly & Xamot
Firefly. Or he would threaten to set the bombs off.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it."
To Recap: "Zandar and Zarana are in a happy relationship until Zarana suddenly runs off with Zartan. Zandar, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Torch and a brief, unhappy affair with Buzzer, then follows the wise advice of Cobra Commander and finds true love with Firefly."
Title: The Z Family & The Dreadnoks Are Even More Screwed Up Than We Ever Possibly Knew.
I could think of few that might read it, but no one who would actually write it. At least not the first half, the second half, maybe.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? Xamot & Tomax.
ICK!
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? Destro, Torch
Erm, Destro. Although, Torch might be good at teaching practical welding.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? The Baroness
Points up to the response when she was number four on the other list.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Buzzer & Tomax
Tomax would laugh in Buzzer's face, if Buzzer tried to send him on a mission.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Cobra Commander
Terrorism.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Xamot & Tomax
Wouldn't have to chose: where one goes, so does the other.
I decided to pick & mix first, the first couple of fandoms that popped in my half-asleep head.
1. Battalion (Wildstorm Universe)
2. Winter (Wildstorm Universe)
3. Zealot (Wildstorm Universe)
4. The Baroness (G.I. Joe)
5. Zartan (G.I. Joe)
6. Zandar (G.I. Joe)
7. Megatron (Transformers G1)
8. Starscream (Transformers G1)
9. Soundwave (Transformers G1)
10. The Doctor (Doctor Who-verse)
11. Ianto Jones (Doctor Who-verse)
12. Vyvyan Basterd (The Young Ones)
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Zandar/Ianto Jones.
Nope. But if someone could come up with a crossover and reasonably explain why Ianto would be running around with a Dreadnok, then sure. At the very least they'd have some common ground in knowing what it feels like to be overlooked.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? The Baroness.
Yes. Good grief, she's the only character in G.I. Joe history who had a cover of her rejected because it was too sexy, and the replacement cover was still sexy.
Can you recall any fic(s) about 9? Soundwave.
A few, but I don't recall the titles.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Winter and Zandar.
No, just no.
5/9 or 5/10? Why? Zartan/Soundwave, Zartan/The Doctor
Neither. The first is huge robot and an itty-bitty human, and the second would end in tears as both of them have too many troubles already.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Megatron & Winter/Vyvyan.
Megatron would step on them, what's scary is they might both actually survive (Vyv did survive decapitation, and if any of them survived the ending of Summer Holiday it must likely would have been Vyv), although Winter must be absolutely blind drunk.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Zealot/The Doctor
The Doctor discovers a companion who is as long lived as himself. Can they find a compromise in their different view points, or are they doomed to unhappiness? Find out in this crossover! (rvwplsthnx!) *snort*
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? Battalion/Starscream
*brain breaks*
Uhm, well, actually if there was ever a human who might possibly have a relation with Starscream, Battalion, with his mental powers, would probably be the one. But no, I don't think such thing exists.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Megatron/Vyvyan.
*gawps* Okay. I can see Megatron keeping the destructive Vyvyan as a pet, it might work. "Have Gun, Will Fire."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? Baroness & Battalion.
The Bleed would come into play. It would be a Baroness before she met Destro, and most likely The Authority, trying to keep the rest of the WildStorm Heros from interfering in on of their attempts to save mankind from itself, have given the Wildstorm universe heros all amnesia and dumped them in various alternate universe.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? Megatron.
Yes
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? Zealot.
Yes
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Ianto Jones.
Probably
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? Winter/Baroness/Zartan.
Possibly, but highly unlikely.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? The Doctor.
Depends on which incarnation of the Doctor. The more recent ones would likely shout out "Fantastic!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? Starscream
I'd be boringly predictable and chose either "Instruments of Destruction" from the Original Movie's soundtrack, or "Passion's Killing Floor" from the live action Movie's soundtrack.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? Battalion/Zandar/Vyvyan.
Crossover/Insanity/Violence/Discussion of Hair Dyes & Styles/Slash
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? Winter & the Doctor
"I'm virtually unkillable, and I'm trying to escape being written by Cristos Gage. Please! Please take me with you!"
(sorry, sorry, couldn't resist)
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Zartan.
Hmm, about a week ago.
What is 6's super-secret kink? Zandar
He actually likes when people shout out someone else's name when he's having sex with them.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? Ianto & Soundwave
Yes, Both Drunk/Over-Energized. It would have be a telepathic shagging, the whole tiny human/giant robot size thing again.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? Zealot & Megatron.
...
Again the tiny "human"/giant robot thing comes into play, but if it were possible, Zealot would be on top, Megs would enjoy her forceful personality.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it." Okay, Battalion & Soundwave (both are telepaths, might work,) then Soundwave & the Baroness, then Battalion knocks boots with Ianto for a night, then dates Vyvyan, gets wise advice from Zartan, and ends up happily with Zealot.
Well, it would have to be a crack!fic, so I think at least some on my flist would read it for the comedy value, can't name three though. As to who would write it? *Stares like deer in the headlights*
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? Megatron/Starscream
You mean it isn't? *snort* Actually if it were canon, I'd be ambivalent, just like I am with it being non-canon.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? Zandar, Ianto
Ianto.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? Winter
YES! Oh! Enough to melt planets in seconds hot!
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Vyvyan & Starscream
It would have to be a continuation of the one above where Megs is keeping Vyv as a pet. Vyv would send Screamer on a beer and kebab run, and it would succeed, after a fashion.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Zartan.
Murder. Theft. Is there anything Zartan might not get arrested for?
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Megatron, Starscream.
Well, if they were inclined to be kind for me for whatever reason, as much as I adore Starscream, I would have to pick Megatron.
Then looking at some of the answers, I decided to go back and do it with just one fandom, so I closed my eyes and pointed, and ended up with G.I. Joe (or rather Cobra High Command and various hangers on.) I was actually hoping for the Wildstorm universe, but I’m stupidly honest. Most answers are comic-based, but a few might be influenced by the cartoon. Quite a few of the answers squicked me.
1. Zandar
2. The Baroness
3. Firefly
4. Zartan
5. Cobra Commander
6. Destro
7. Xamot
8. Tomax
9. Zarana
10. Serpentor
11. Torch
12. Buzzer
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Destro/Torch
No, and no.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Zartan
Yes. How hot? Hmm, decently hot, he'd probably get invited in for tea.
Can you recall any fic(s) about 9? Zarana
Yes.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? The Baroness & Destro
Yes. (This was no brainer)
5/9 or 5/10? Why? Cobra Commander/Zarana, Cobra Commander/Serpentor
O_O
The Commander and Zarana, please! The other pairing doesn't just breaks my brain, it stomps it into smush.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Xamot, Baroness & Buzzer.
Oh, there would be blackmail galore, if the Baroness didn't kill the both of them first.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Firefly/Serpentor
I...can't. There would probably be an exchange of an obscene amount of money though.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? Zandar/Tomax
No, but there is slightly risqué, completely non-sexual fluff with Zandar & Xamot.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Xamot/Buzzer
"Stranger Things Have Happened."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? Zandar & Zartan.
Ick, no, no, never.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? Xamot
Don't know.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? Firefly
Don't know.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Torch
Possibly.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? The Baroness/Zartan/Cobra Commander
If they do, I want to know what they were smoking.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? Serpentor.
*raises eyebrow* That's stupid easy: "This I Command!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? Tomax
"Me and My Shadow" (T'would be silly, or possibly not)
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? Zandar/Destro/Buzzer
Slash/Copious Drinking/Violence (for when the Baroness finds out)
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? Baroness & Serpentor
Does she even really need one? Oh well, uhm, The Baroness in a tiny black leather bikini, smiling suggestively, and saying "Why don't you come over here and command this?"
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Cobra Commander
About a week ago.
What is 6's super-secret kink? Destro
He has the Baroness dress up in frumpy pink house-dresses.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? Torch & Zarana
No.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? Firefly & Xamot
Firefly. Or he would threaten to set the bombs off.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it."
To Recap: "Zandar and Zarana are in a happy relationship until Zarana suddenly runs off with Zartan. Zandar, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Torch and a brief, unhappy affair with Buzzer, then follows the wise advice of Cobra Commander and finds true love with Firefly."
Title: The Z Family & The Dreadnoks Are Even More Screwed Up Than We Ever Possibly Knew.
I could think of few that might read it, but no one who would actually write it. At least not the first half, the second half, maybe.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? Xamot & Tomax.
ICK!
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? Destro, Torch
Erm, Destro. Although, Torch might be good at teaching practical welding.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? The Baroness
Points up to the response when she was number four on the other list.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Buzzer & Tomax
Tomax would laugh in Buzzer's face, if Buzzer tried to send him on a mission.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Cobra Commander
Terrorism.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Xamot & Tomax
Wouldn't have to chose: where one goes, so does the other.
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Oh Dear Gawd!!! LOL
Date: 2008-07-07 06:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-07 04:35 pm (UTC)Are you sure Starscream would succeed in a beer and kebab run? I keep thinking he'd either scare off or squish the vendors and then realise his hands are too big to pick up and carry home the goods undamaged.
Thanks for sticking with GI-Joe. I'd have read the Wildstorm results as well, but it's not as funny, if you're not familiar with the characters.